While the party that makes no sense continues, a date is also underway which has some effects on Fool which in turn has some effect on Enchantress.
During a ride through a fairy tale kingdom, Fool was casually eating some vegetarian meal which was screaming at him while he ate it, the tomatoes took it very personal.
Fool found himself being quite absentminded and Enchantress was staring at him like a hawk, but with a slight smirk on her face, like she was enjoying his confusion.
Fool and Enchantress found themselves staring oddly at each other many times during the day, many people wanted to point this out, but where stopped. “Just let them be.”
So they were left to their own devices, while the rest of the troupe were conversing and playing. Trickster got drunk instantly from drinking liquid condensed alcohol.
Trickster was knocked out. She was later resuscitated with some salt from the depths of the void… don’t question the void salt.
Many games where played, Joker drank the mysterious potion and turned into a guy and stripped instantly… she had a dick and it was fun for a second or two.
But she got way to happy about her dick and got smacked by Jester… Should have been smacked by Kingclown, but he was preoccupied with heart cakes.
Kingclown got very high/drunk and happy from the heart cakes, he was like an old cat with catnip; too drunk to focus on the trouble around him, just eating cake.
There were a few more things that happened with the mysterious potions, they got to know that they could drink many at the same time from Fool.
But if they did so they would be limited to a minute of effect at most, and some effects do not overlap which means the last potion takes priority.
So you can’t both turn into a monkey and a duck at the same time, whichever was last will take effect.
Trickster drank one and had mega feet for a while, like they were bigger than clown size; which if Kinglcown heard he would angrily retort that clowns have normal feet.
Jester drank one and had cat voice so he sang some songs in cat meows, he got a standing ovation; he bowed a couple times and thanked them with a couple of meows.
Swindler drank and nothing happened, but when people looked at Scammer who got the effect somehow. Scammer got turned into a chicken and he ran all over the place. It was great.
Scammer drank one and Swindler got affected… these twins are weird. Swindler started dry heaving from the horrible taste he was assaulted by.
He could only explain it as the worst seafood buffet mixed with shit, gasoline and charcoal, Fool quickly realized that he got eldritch sea devil ass taste.
Joker drank a lot of potions that day, she went crazy; she might have been affected by the funny juice more than the rest… she has a low tolerance for humor. Ba dum tss.
Though that was not all that happened, but there is not enough space to write it all down! Fool and Enchantress also joined.
Enchantress got a potion that turned her deeply in love with whoever she first saw, which was Fool… Normally this would be funny as you would flirt superhard now.
But she obviously would not start flirting from these feelings, not that she understood that was the point, she just calmly took the sudden love and ignored it.
Fool noticed and so did EVERYBODY else, she looked a little differently at Fool during the time she was affected, actually she might have still been affected tens of minutes after…
Fool got turned into a girl and did not care, somehow people got super interested when he turned into a girl, but they did not expect him to not even flinch.
(Fool:)”I have been a woman before, I don’t need much effort to transform. This is nothing new or interesting for me, magic has dulled me.”
The rest stare in shock, but also in understanding; how difficult would it be for Fool to be a girl, not difficult at all so of course he has done it before.
Though realizing this they return to staring at him strangely, what has Fool experienced that many have not? Has he ever had sex while he was a girl?
Actually, has he done weirder things? Some of the women around the table think deeply about how little they know about Fool, he even knows what it is like to be a woman.
Ignoring the minor strange things here and there… A date in a far away kingdom is soon ending and Fool is royally disturbed, Enchantress notices and smirks.
Fool is actually affected and so is Enchantress, but neither would know what is about to happen; a carriage leaves the royal couple and time slows down.
Fool trembles as Chad turns towards Jessica and Enchantress trembles as Jessica looks back at Chad, the rest of the troupe notice them both trembling for some reason.
But before they can ask what is going on time appears to slow down even here, as Chad and Jessica inches closer, even the party next to a table separated from reality is affected.
Fool tries to drink while time trembles and so does Enchantress, both trying to appear calm and undisturbed, but their actions stop and their eyes goes wide.
Chad and Jessica are almost kissing, Fool and Enchantress are both spilling their drinks over themselves, absentmindedly focusing elsewhere when they were supposed to drink.
Less than a centimeter left, time fractures and all things stop, or they should have but for some reason things that happened did not happen, things returned to not happening.
Chad and Jessica stare at each other calmly as the carriage leaves, not kissing. The eternity did not happen? The kiss did not happen?
Chad and Jessica walks away happily and holds hands as the date continues, not realizing the massive impact they just had on a different space and time.
The date that was supposed to be fake and “awesome”, became pretty much real; they went to the arcade after and just played games like children.
This date did not go as planned at all, but it was still the best date either one ever had; Fool and Enchantress pretended like nothing happened when they were asked later.